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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @misconceptionoftheoyster)</generator><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>A 1969 Demure douche ad.  I think this one is my personal fave.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp5qjyvC0V1qzsjopo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;A 1969 Demure douche ad.  I think this one is my personal fave.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/175673242</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/175673242</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:18:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Should you offer? After all, if she likes the offer, she might...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp5qlwvN5M1qzsjopo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;“Should you offer? After all, if she likes the offer, she might start to play. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;No strings attached&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;”.&lt;/i&gt; &lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;A 1967 Tiparello ad.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;Ridiculous vintage ad. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/175672566</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/175672566</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:16:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;m sorry, Zagreus, but it&amp;#8217;s been a long time since I talked about certain things. So I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;m sorry, Zagreus, but it&amp;#8217;s been a long time since I talked about certain things. So I don&amp;#8217;t know any more&amp;#8212;-or I&amp;#8217;m not sure. When I look at my life and its secret colors, I feel like bursting into tears. Like that sky. It&amp;#8217;s rain and sun both, noon and midnight. You know, Zagreus, I think of the lips I&amp;#8217;ve kissed, and the wretched child I was, and of the madness of life and the ambition that sometimes carries me away. I&amp;#8217;m all these things at once. I&amp;#8217;m sure there are times you wouldn&amp;#8217;t even recognize me. Extreme in misery, excessive in happiness&amp;#8212;-I can&amp;#8217;t say it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;-Albert Camus, A Happy Death&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/174497103</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/174497103</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:41:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Certain small, ugly creatures are considered adorable and cute. Take, for example, the baby..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Certain small, ugly creatures are considered adorable and cute. Take, for example, the baby orangutan pictured on the poster that decorates the garage wall. Nothing about this animal is pretty to look at but he doesn’t seem to care one way or the other. When an orangutan catches his reflection in a pool of crystal-clear water he doesn’t take the time to get depressed about his looks. Instead he just goes about his business, eating leaves and examining the heads of his friends and family, searching for mouthwatering fleas. A creature is cute as long as it has mournful eyes and lives in the woods. An ugly person can’t be carefree like animals. From what I’ve seen on television, animals mate without regard to who has a glossier coat or the longest whiskers. I don’t get the idea that apes turn down dates. They might talk but I doubt anyone’s feelings get hurt in the process. I could be wrong because I am not a scientist.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Jamboree, from the book Barrel Fever by David Sedaris&lt;/p&gt;”</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/174495853</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/174495853</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:39:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stopthistrain:

maluna:
(via architectureblog)
I want this in my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp0oe3q9Hh1qzed32o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stopthistrain.tumblr.com/post/173226958/maluna-via-architectureblog-i-want-this-in-my"&gt;stopthistrain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://maluna.tumblr.com/post/173026908"&gt;maluna&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://architectureblog.tumblr.com/"&gt;architectureblog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want this in my house!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/174492468</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/174492468</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:34:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via indefinidamentebipolarchic)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp05h7qxMU1qzx4lxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://indefinidamentebipolarchic.tumblr.com/"&gt;indefinidamentebipolarchic&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/172667278</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/172667278</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:55:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing." -Salvador Dali </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="500" src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/UU8sftjMcr2d91nnn5vpFCj7o1_500.jpg" height="313"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="400" src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/xxO5mEVo8qxajxicYct4fHsbo1_400.jpg" height="554"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Shaving the Graveyard&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Thomas Lux&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The graveyard being what he called his face;&lt;br/&gt;even as a young man&lt;br/&gt;he called his face the graveyard—he talked&lt;br/&gt;like that, funny, odd&lt;br/&gt;things that scared me sometimes&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="500" src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/xxO5mEVo8qvkecbkS0NCY3h3o1_500.jpg" height="375"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="500" src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/EBsofoVcUqyzdp4yAm0NDqeso1_500.jpg" height="412"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/168262319</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/168262319</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:54:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bug Woman</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kopgmjwO9N1qzwaddo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bug Woman&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/167980132</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/167980132</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:43:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I am not you</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_konlzwS7iL1qzwaddo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am not you&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/167325614</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/167325614</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:44:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Enrique Chavarria

Oh my, love thigh high stockings &amp;amp; garters. :-)

Dali Atomicus by Philippe...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvfurls5iaZ7glB3xo1_400.jpg" width="327" height="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enrique Chavarria&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dWf2y6gBgwQ/SQlS-7ac85I/AAAAAAABFXc/uwO6szBRH2M/s1600-h/image081.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvfddqx9s62X05NKno1_500.jpg" width="342" height="540"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my, love thigh high stockings &amp;amp; garters. :-)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvet21werve7Xu7cko1_500.jpg" width="433" height="301"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dali Atomicus by Philippe Halsman - 1948&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You could do this in photoshop now easily but Halsman did not - this was shot live! It took 26 tries to get it over five hours - Halsman counted to four, Dali leapt, 3 assistants threw the cats, one threw the water from a bucket and Halsman’s wife held the chair. Its all done in the camera.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My late Uncle Sal once met Dali in a bar in Manhattan. Dali was carving something at the bar and my uncle said, &amp;#8220;Hey, do you know we have the same name?&amp;#8221; My uncle and Dali drank together and Dali finished his carving.  He handed it to my uncle to keep. It was a palm-sized cross.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvemm2qboxp8G6elto1_400.jpg" width="385" height="582"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mischievous Clara&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/X6sh6C0oTec2gm53FMVH2HVfo1_500.jpg" width="450" height="625"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Iwan Gilkin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;a href="http://hugo-strikes-back.tumblr.com/post/51832787/illusory-confections-another-by-iwan-gilkin"&gt;&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/JHsdN3n1qc4daebfpqcIsUMr_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://illusoryconfections.typepad.com/illusory_confections_vol_/2008/09/another-by-iwan-gilkin---litanies-et-pri%C3%A8re.html"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/166576454</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/166576454</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:59:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The vintage, the modern, the strange, and the erotic</title><description>&lt;p&gt;As always, NSFW.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kodp1iQ4eZ1qzqud8o1_500.jpg" width="500" height="520"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Louis Finson, The Four Elements, 1611&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/mnY93QQxgpzoee4jlDBEmUh8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/1Xd6NCnzZj9dn4raslcV2ggZo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vassoga.deviantart.com/art/psychedelic-44847199"&gt;psychedelic. by ~vassoga on deviantART&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/X6sh6C0oTjabo759TC0fCL6Zo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Saw this picture in an old book of erotic poetry my friend bought while in Prague, and I can&amp;#8217;t believe I found it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvhb94mrelPomNkHAo1_500.jpg" width="500" height="390"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unknown Ziegfeld girl by Alfred Cheney-Johnson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvhb919mw2lzE5GBzo1_500.jpg" width="372" height="487"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alfred Cheney-Johnson again&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/3P4bC6YZNi6zqcx0PoElg6YKo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tentacles are so fascinating!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvgkwuum4E0cbiFQPo1_500.jpg" width="500" height="339"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/166306814</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/166306814</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:02:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A reason to season!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I would like to own Jonathan Adler&amp;#8217;s                                                                                                               									   									                                                                                          Garden of Eden salt and pepper shaker set. Price tag is a little too much for right now, but boy are they heavenly!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.satinbox.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/main_garden_of_eden_salt_pepper_set.jpg" align="middle" width="400" height="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/166027501</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/166027501</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:53:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>alla1:

re-blogger:

juliasegal:
Trent and Daria
i loved this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kokw4opk9l1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alla1.tumblr.com/post/165931253/re-blogger-juliasegal-trent-and-daria-i-loved"&gt;alla1&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://re-blogger.tumblr.com/post/165832931/juliasegal-trent-and-daria-i-loved-this-show"&gt;re-blogger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/165739930/trent-and-daria"&gt;juliasegal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Trent and Daria&lt;/blockquote&gt;
i loved this show&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/166023109</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/166023109</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:45:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“I look at the people queuing at the till, and I wonder...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koi7jkKDAm1qzx4lxo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I look at the people queuing at the till, and I wonder are they going home, or are they going far away from the people they love. There are no other journeys. And I think we make for peculiar refugees, running from our own blood, or towards our own blood; pulsing back and forth along ghostly veins that wrap the world in a skein of blood. This is what I am thinking…I am thinking about the world wrapped in blood, as a ball of string is wrapped in its own string. That if I just follow the line I will find out what it is that I want to know.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;— The Gathering, Anne Enright&lt;/p&gt;



&lt;p&gt;(Image: &lt;a href="http://indefinidamentebipolarchic.tumblr.com/"&gt;indefinidamentebipolarchic&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/165193052</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/165193052</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:18:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Today, I am feelin’ some Gregory Jacobson &amp; his perky...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kohk9xVsl21qzh4kao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today, I am feelin’ some Gregory Jacobson &amp; his perky cadavers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://gregoryjacobsen.com/2007/lady_bird.jpg" align="middle" width="400" height="539"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://gregoryjacobsen.com/2007/flapping_folds.jpg" align="middle" width="495" height="484"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://gregoryjacobsen.com/images/2005/gretchen.jpg" width="432" height="432"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://gregoryjacobsen.com/images/painting/pudding_bowl.jpg" width="324" height="324"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://gregoryjacobsen.com/images/painting/soiled_cherry.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://gregoryjacobsen.com/2007/pancakes_soaked.jpg" width="469" height="464"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/164339614</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/164339614</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:15:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>From where had these feelings come? Walter thought. For he had...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kohgy5odRC1qzh4kao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From where had these feelings come? Walter thought. For he had not swallowed anything created by her body; neither had there been any physical contact, not even the brushing of sleeves in a crowded market. So these feelings for her—like fires lit in various parts of his body—must always have been within him, waiting to be lit.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And then Walter thought of something else. Could it be that first love was the only true love? And that after those first fires had been doused or burned out, men and women chose whom they would love based on worldly needs, and then reenacted the rituals and feelings of that first pure experience—nursed the flames that once burned of their own accord…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“The Coming and Going of Strangers,” &lt;i&gt;Love Begins in Winter&lt;/i&gt;, Simon Van Booy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/164303173</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/164303173</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:03:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I could see only the outlineof your head and shoulders,black against the cave mouth,and so could not...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I could see only the outline&lt;br/&gt;of your head and shoulders,&lt;br/&gt;black against the cave mouth,&lt;br/&gt;and so could not see your face&lt;br/&gt;at all, when you turned&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;and called to me because you had&lt;br/&gt;already lost me.  the last &lt;br/&gt;I saw of you was a dark oval.&lt;br/&gt;Though I knew how this failure would hurt you, I had to&lt;br/&gt;fold like a grey moth and let go.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You could not believe I was more than your echo.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;-&amp;#8220;Orpheus (1),&amp;#8221; Margaret Atwood&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/164199546</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/164199546</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:30:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"It would degrade me to marry Heathcliff now; so he shall never know how I love him: and that, not..."</title><description>“It would degrade me to marry Heathcliff now; so he shall never know how I love him: and that, not because he’s handsome, Nelly, but because he’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same; and Linton’s is as different as a moonbeam from lightning, or frost from fire.”&lt;br/&gt;
- Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/Tbgh0YcSJqqnma2p9yfrVnAUo1_500.jpg" align="middle" width="500" height="404"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/164189752</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/164189752</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:07:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“I hope that one day you will have the experience of doing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2w9XXXqFFr31pw3ezOfGZAOEo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I hope that one day you will have the experience of doing something you do not understand for someone you love.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud &amp; Incredibly Close&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/163676336</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/163676336</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:45:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Hiatus Over!"</title><description>“Hiatus Over!”</description><link>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/163668322</link><guid>http://misconceptionoftheoyster.tumblr.com/post/163668322</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:28:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
